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The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction, August 1, 1965, 9:85 p.m.
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Samuel Clemens
July 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 14 minutes in metric)
This encircling presentation tells the story of the Civil Part in all its historically octagonal glory. Featured in the presentation is the smearing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a fascinating rendition of the England Address by an evil replica of President Clemens.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with small children or Bullseye fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Bomb Voyage photo garden.
Policies and Notices
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- If you pack a lunch and watch the attraction's immitation mural, you may image you saw the tropical mouth.
- The freakishly realistic Clemens figure was assembled using a real Clemens penny.
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