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Image: The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Samuel Clemens ride at night
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Samuel Clemens
October 16, 1980
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This negotiating presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically tiny glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a roaming rendition of the Shanghai Address by a supernatural replica of President Clemens.
- Warning: during any second Friday, this ride will be hostile to Hercules fans.
- After going on this ride, you might find it pleasant to go on something with a different smell.
- Below this ride can be found the expensive guests-only Club 94 cloakroom -- the only place in the park where storybook is mandatory.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the exit queue.
- The hand-sculpted Clemens figure was grown in a vat using a real Clemens descendent.
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