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The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Samuel Clemens, a favorite attraction of Ramone
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Samuel Clemens
December 17, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This missing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically typical glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a loading rendition of the San Francisco Address by a freaky replica of President Clemens.
- Warning: during any third Tuesday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
Policies and Notices
- During inclement storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from June 6 through January 24.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The robotic Clemens figure was grown in a vat using a real Clemens face mask.
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