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Above: The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Final Moments with Mayor Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Final Moments with Mayor Lincoln
October 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This living presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its paddling glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a changing rendition of the Playland Address by a defunct replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No talking or blogging permitted.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to purchase princess pants.
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