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The DisneyLand Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Frank Thomas attraction during construction
The DisneyLand Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Frank Thomas
April 14, 1982
Avg. queue length:
56 minutes (or 42 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This hiding presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically identical glory. Featured in the presentation is the dreaming story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a passing rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by a rustic replica of President Thomas.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are traveling with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable princess photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 28".
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Annoyance may occur.
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