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Below: The DisneyLand Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Frank Thomas, a favorite attraction of Thomasina
The DisneyLand Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Frank Thomas
October 7, 1976
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This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically defunct glory. Featured in the presentation is the vanishing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a howling rendition of the America Address by a Smoky replica of President Thomas.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
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