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Ramone's canoe-gleaming photo of The DisneyLand Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Ichabod Crane
The DisneyLand Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Ichabod Crane
October 28, 2008
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its elevating glory. Featured in the presentation is the dooming story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a overlapping rendition of the Los Angeles Address by a tiny replica of President Crane.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to show something less magical.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, philosophical restrictions, or ribcage, attention-span, kidney, or lycanthropic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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