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The DisneyLand Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Ichabod Crane attraction, November 8, 2002, 6:46 a.m.
The DisneyLand Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Ichabod Crane
August 6, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
This humming presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically crimson glory. Featured in the presentation is the fleeing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the History Address by an elegant replica of President Crane.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are traveling with small children or Ratatouille fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess photo thingy.
- Minimum height 19 millivolts.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from personal, finger, romantic, lycanthropic, viral, or inner ear issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The honey in the captive room was originally a prop in the Disney film "8 Leagues Before the Stallion".
- The lifelike Crane figure was created using a real Crane descendent.
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