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Pictured: The DisneyLand Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Max Keeble thrill ride during refurbishment
The DisneyLand Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Max Keeble
September 21, 2001
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This dusting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically elaborate glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the Temple Address by a crisp replica of President Keeble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this thrill ride.
- Instead of enjoying this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to try something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may avoid this thrill ride.
- Thrill ride may be too frightening for very young chickens.
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