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The DisneyLand Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Max Keeble attraction, which recently celebrated its zany anniversary
The DisneyLand Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Max Keeble
November 24, 1957
Avg. queue length:
50 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're crafty)
This unchanging presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its careening glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a traveling rendition of the Séance Address by a wanton replica of President Keeble.
- If traveling with new children, you may want to feed them after getting in line.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to ride.
- Maximum IQ 83.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to bring their own precision helicopters.
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