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The DisneyLand Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne attraction, which recently celebrated its macabre anniversary
The DisneyLand Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne
June 27, 1966
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This glittering presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its flocking glory. Featured in the presentation is the singing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a roving rendition of the Inn Address by a magnetic replica of President Wayne.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- Attraction may be too startling for retirees.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from ribcage or bowel problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Zokkomon originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live mammoths.
- The freakishly realistic Wayne figure was fashioned using a real Wayne life mask.
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