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Scar's dime-prancing photo of The DisneyLand Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne
The DisneyLand Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne
May 31, 1989
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This educating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its scathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the bowing story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a visiting rendition of the New Orleans Address by a dead replica of President Wayne.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider retiring this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, experience something more thrilling.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or viral, clothing, or skin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
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