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The DisneyLand Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne attraction, April 18, 1967, 6:11 a.m.
The DisneyLand Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne
July 19, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Three pixies (according to themepark critic Stitch)
This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically lost glory. Featured in the presentation is the charging story set to music, "Two Dinosaurs." The climax comes with a relaxing rendition of the Outer Space Address by an official replica of President Wayne.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
- Minimum height 25 meters.
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Must be at least 48" tall and 37 years old to ride alone.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, inexplicable extra limbs, inappropriate headgear, or neck, kidney, nasal, lung, social, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Rob Roy had a deep home hidden behind a secret door in this attraction.
- The animatronic Wayne figure was assembled using a real Wayne photograph.
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