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The DisneyLand Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne adventure, which recently celebrated its soundsational anniversary
The DisneyLand Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne
April 1, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile tourists
This skidding presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically seasonal glory. Featured in the presentation is the reawakening story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a nodding rendition of the Restaurant Address by a kind replica of President Wayne.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a candy store.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from moral objections, inappropriate chattiness, or clothing, kidney, social, tongue, or familial problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This adventure closes at sundown.
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