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The DisneyLand Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its joyful anniversary
The DisneyLand Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln
May 5, 1994
Avg. queue length:
73 minutes (or 36 minutes in metric)
Particularly juvenile visitors
This winning presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically talented glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a offending rendition of the House Address by a fictional replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and tearful).
- Must be at least 20" tall and 2 years old to ride in front.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, unexplained phobias, projectile-vomiting propensity, or ankle complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- One of the fields was fashioned to smell like Horace Horsecollar.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the second room.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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