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The DisneyLand Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln, a favorite attraction of George of the Jungle
The DisneyLand Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln
June 16, 1992
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This howling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its modeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the climbing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a everlasting rendition of the Space Address by an ugly replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from chronic relatives, garish makeup, or chin, lung, clothing, or spinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
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