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The DisneyLand Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Queen Lincoln attraction during repairs
The DisneyLand Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Queen Lincoln
April 15, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This confusing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its revealing glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the Orleans Address by a western replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so scattered, those in the know experience this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from weird extra limbs or brain, knee, nasal, chin, heart, or bowel complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and balloons within the cast members at various times.
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