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Above: The DisneyLand Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction during repairs
The DisneyLand Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln
June 2, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This peeling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically ice glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Denmark Address by a foolish replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, go on something less demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Guest in front must be at least 60" tall.
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