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Kaa's maid-complaining photo of The DisneyLand Story presenting Neat Moments with Brother Lincoln
The DisneyLand Story presenting Neat Moments with Brother Lincoln
May 12, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears (according to Doug)
This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically skeletal glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a missing rendition of the Missouri Address by an inoperable replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something that doesn't involve showgirls.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or lycanthropic, back, wrist, social, clothing, or neck problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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