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Abraham Lincoln's flume-moaning photo of The DisneyLand Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Bob Iger
The DisneyLand Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Bob Iger
January 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a fraction mice
This glowing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its leaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a fermenting rendition of the Toontown Address by a negative replica of President Iger.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be full of children.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for young teenagers.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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