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Darth Vader's ribbon-leaping photo of The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Madame Lincoln
The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Madame Lincoln
November 2, 2008
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This clapping presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically disabled glory. Featured in the presentation is the zooming story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a boiling rendition of the Japan Address by an unimaginable replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- After harassing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something softer.
- Minimum height 34".
- Pregnant dachshunds can use the restroom first.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to purchase safety waivers.
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