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A cursed view of The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Madame Lincoln when it's inundated in alienation

A cursed view of The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Madame Lincoln when it's inundated in alienation

The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Madame Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 14, 2014
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 960 yards
Maximum speed: 1 mph

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This carousing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its sneaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a flapping rendition of the Territory Address by a dull replica of President Lincoln.

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