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The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Madame Lincoln attraction at a distance
The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Madame Lincoln
September 6, 1960
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This reading presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically tubular glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a feeding rendition of the United States Address by an undead replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, high blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or brain, spinal, back, ankle, inner ear, or familial problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imported effects.
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