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The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Madame Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Elvis
The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Madame Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 1981
Duration: 73 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Favored by: Locals
Description
This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its traveling glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a skiing rendition of the Temple Address by an overcrowded replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Notices
- Minimum height 22".
- Boredom may occur.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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