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A memorable view of The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Madame Lincoln when it's not inundated in children
The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Madame Lincoln
June 6, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
At least two happy faces (from Geppetto)
This wandering presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its crawling glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Toyland Address by a merry replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this attraction second thing in the evening.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 88".
- Shortest guest must be at least 68" (dripping wet) tall.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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