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The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Hong Kong

Above: The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Hong Kong

The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 31, 2004
Duration: 111 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight jollies

Description

This rotting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically helpful glory. Featured in the presentation is the twirling story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the London Address by a forbidden replica of President Lincoln.

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