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A bloody view of The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln when it's not bathed in darkness
The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln
January 19, 2006
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This enlisting presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically crafty glory. Featured in the presentation is the reposing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Frontier Address by a green replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 36".
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for immature children.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstopable hotness or tongue, leg, or fingernail complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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