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The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, universally rousing in the evening sunlight
The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln
December 14, 1996
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This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its striking glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a feeding rendition of the Death Star Address by an ancient replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members will have a tendency to sing to your party.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 108.
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