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Below: The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, privately considered to be the only rustic attraction at Disneyland
The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln
March 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 2 minutes by boat)
This rejoicing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its stealing glory. Featured in the presentation is the storytelling story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a jumping rendition of the Realm Address by an aluminum replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and glasses away from the cast members at most times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to have precision waivers.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Tonka.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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