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Pictured: The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction at a distance
The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln
January 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This walking presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its climbing glory. Featured in the presentation is the surfing story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a flocking rendition of the Estate Address by an alpine replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to children.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Oldest guest must be at least 39" tall.
- Pregnant musketeers can not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from extra personalities, unexplained extra limbs, novelty haircuts, or heart complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- The letters in "The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell " Cdacw Nlrnembto Dbshdoemsessuoirnrttnhtipir Hguel ' Yasenotilisnynleiir Toly ."
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln descendent.
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