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The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, realistically considered to be the best historic attraction at Disneyland

The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, realistically considered to be the best historic attraction at Disneyland

The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 25, 1983
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Rating: Four and a half teacups

Description

This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically reasonable glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a feeding rendition of the Place Address by a murderous replica of President Lincoln.

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