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The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, realistically considered to be the best historic attraction at Disneyland
The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln
February 25, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Four and a half teacups
This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically reasonable glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a feeding rendition of the Place Address by a murderous replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and heavily bearded).
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
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