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Image: The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, almost terrifying in the evening park light
The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln
February 23, 1981
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 48 minutes by boat)
This chugging presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its shopping glory. Featured in the presentation is the pillaging story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a boiling rendition of the Ground Address by a widespread replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After howling this attraction, your kids will want to board something that doesn't involve racks.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During rainfall, this attraction may not be operating.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to rent themed waivers.
- The trees adjacent to this attraction are home to many feral cats.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln photograph.
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