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The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction at park closing
The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln
October 8, 1965
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This moaning presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically wicked glory. Featured in the presentation is the celebrating story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a elongating rendition of the Estate Address by a slow replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive Hades impersonators.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something less demanding.
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