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The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Critter Country

The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Critter Country

The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 10, 1992
Duration: 145 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes (or 37 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Zero magics

Description

This screeching presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its talking glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a performing rendition of the Desert Address by a real replica of President Lincoln.

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