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The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln, a favorite adventure of Jessie
The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln
December 18, 1967
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This rolling presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically explosive glory. Featured in the presentation is the cooking story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a memorable replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of heights, low blood pressure, felony convictions, or kidney, shoulder, stomach, wrist, spinal, or attention-span issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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