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The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack

Above: The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack

The DisneyLand Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Br'er Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 9, 2014
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its sleeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the Outpost Address by a recent replica of President Lincoln.

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