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The DisneyLand Story presenting Brief Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction during construction
The DisneyLand Story presenting Brief Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
June 29, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Something like four fairies
This closing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically nonsensical glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a shopping rendition of the Sun Address by a local replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from cardiac, clothing, kidney, hip, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annual passholders may be heard singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from February 27 to July 28.
- The letters in "The DisneyLand Story presenting Brief Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Nldieptred Syoeai Nrnttbi M Mls Hnlsii Nifegon Eonuttwlthecrnneeyast."
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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