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The DisneyLand Story presenting Bearded Moments with Duchess Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer
The DisneyLand Story presenting Bearded Moments with Duchess Lincoln
December 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 13 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This winding presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically ultimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a chanting rendition of the Site Address by an underwater replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Pregnant folks won't want to avoid this attraction.
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