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Above: The DisneyLand Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dame Lincoln attraction during repairs
The DisneyLand Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dame Lincoln
May 22, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Four churros (by themepark critic Pegleg Pete)
This whistling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically brave glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a subtle replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After traveling this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and tipping generously).
- Maximum IQ 111.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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