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The DisneyLand Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Frank
April 18, 2005
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This dusting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically used glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Disney Drive Address by an educational replica of President Frank.
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- Special effects may be too intense for chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from undiagnosed extra limbs, inappropriate drooling, or social, hair, or ankle problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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