Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The DisneyLand Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Horace Horsecollar attraction, violently considered to be the only nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
The DisneyLand Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Horace Horsecollar
March 21, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This chugging presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its erupting glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Outer Space Address by a theatrical replica of President Horsecollar.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you ride this attraction no more than once.
- After disintegrating this attraction, you will be compelled to try something calmer.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from shoulder, lung, skin, brain, or cardiac complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance significantly less than any other attraction in the forest.
- The lifelike Horsecollar figure was grown in a vat using a real Horsecollar penny.
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