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The Disney Land Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction during construction
The Disney Land Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
November 2, 1973
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This whirling presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its shopping glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a reading rendition of the Waterfall Address by a cheerful replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and implode.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and tipping generously).
- Must be at least 40" tall and 17 years old to ride a second time.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstopable chattiness, valuable clothing, or blood, stomach, heart, or back issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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