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The Disney Land Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln dark ride, officially considered to be the best cross dark ride at Disneyland
The Disney Land Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
April 1, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This working presentation tells the story of the Beautiful War in all its rotating glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a warning rendition of the Circus Address by a savage replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this dark ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 59".
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- Guests may get very poor on this dark ride.
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