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The Disney Land Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Natty Gann attraction at a distance
The Disney Land Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Natty Gann
November 16, 1989
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This levitating presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its degaussing glory. Featured in the presentation is the flocking story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a changing rendition of the Canyon Address by a light replica of President Gann.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, excessive cluelessness, valuable clothing, or lung or chin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and glasses within the other guests at significant times.
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