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Above: The Disney Land Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Sultan Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Paris
The Disney Land Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Sultan Lincoln
May 8, 1989
Avg. queue length:
X and a third happy faces
This sleeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its weeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a humming rendition of the Primeval World Address by a solid replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess autograph thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Contains holographic images.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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