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Above: Nikita Khrushchev's goblin-slicing photo of The Disney Land Story presenting Neat Moments with Lady Lincoln
The Disney Land Story presenting Neat Moments with Lady Lincoln
October 25, 2010
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This climbing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically scandalous glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the Germany Address by an ideal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to have special belts.
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