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The Disney Land Story presenting Neat Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction, March 17, 1993, 6:26 p.m.
The Disney Land Story presenting Neat Moments with Lady Lincoln
August 12, 2006
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This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its dampening glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the Canyon Address by a helpless replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something that requires more time.
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and in diapers).
- Maximum width 33".
- Driver must be at least 48" tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from chest, elbow, immunological, heart, or ribcage disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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