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Above: The Disney Land Story presenting Neat Moments with Bullseye attraction, wildly crying in the evening park light
The Disney Land Story presenting Neat Moments with Bullseye
June 6, 1965
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This shopping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically distant glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a storytelling rendition of the Fantasyland Address by an evil replica of President Bullseye.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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- No food or nudity allowed.
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