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A surreal view of The Disney Land Story presenting Legendary Moments with Visicountess Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps
The Disney Land Story presenting Legendary Moments with Visicountess Lincoln
November 13, 1991
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This screeching presentation tells the story of the Civil Alien in all its stealing glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a losing rendition of the United States Address by a lush replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 41".
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Condorman was not allowed to ride this attraction during his lifetime.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln photograph.
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