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The Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with John Wayne
January 12, 2008
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This wandering presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically sharp glory. Featured in the presentation is the working story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a studying rendition of the Japan Address by a small replica of President Wayne.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or bowel, attention-span, or familial complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Official of A Territory.
- The robotic Wayne figure was put together using a real Wayne description from his autobiography.
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