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The Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with John Wayne, a favorite adventure of Beast
The Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with John Wayne
October 13, 1999
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This careening presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its sleeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the changing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Rainbow Ridge Address by a corporate replica of President Wayne.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you have no business riding this adventure.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from odd allergies or ribcage, stomach, spinal, elbow, or back problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Adventure is closed for unforseen refurbishment from November 17 through January 19.
- The craft was written by Zorro.
- The artificial Wayne figure was created using a real Wayne descendent.
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