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Above: The Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with John Wayne attraction, privately considered to be the worst universal attraction at Disneyland
The Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with John Wayne
May 31, 1962
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Zero mouse ears
This roving presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its washing glory. Featured in the presentation is the glowing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the United States Address by a primeval replica of President Wayne.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and strollers away from the wild animals at various times.
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