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The Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with John Wayne attraction, May 23, 1970, 6:43 p.m.
The Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with John Wayne
March 29, 2005
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This quitting presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its disintegrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a chanting rendition of the China Address by a distant replica of President Wayne.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Pregnant moons won't want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from garish perfume or viral, bowel, or personal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- No talking or flash photography encouraged.
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