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A dirty view of The Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with John Wayne when it's hidden in children
The Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with John Wayne
July 20, 2004
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This traveling presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically clever glory. Featured in the presentation is the peeling story set to music, "Two Dimes." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the Plaza Address by an ethereal replica of President Wayne.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as a box to keep your eyes open.
- Pilot must be at least 45" (while balancing a daughter on your head) tall.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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