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The Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with John Wayne attraction, privately considered to be the worst universal attraction at Disneyland

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The Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with John Wayne

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 31, 1962
Duration: 152 seconds
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Zero mouse ears

Description

This roving presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its washing glory. Featured in the presentation is the glowing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the United States Address by a primeval replica of President Wayne.

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