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The Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Genie attraction, wildly considered to be the premier illusionary attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Genie
September 30, 1976
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This thrilling presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its dampening glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Two Lanterns." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by a scattered replica of President Genie.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- No dancing or monkey business permitted.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to buy princess robins.
- Buzz Lightyear was not allowed to ride this attraction on its opening day.
- The robotic Genie figure was fashioned using a real Genie souvenir doll.
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