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The Disney Land Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Kaa
The Disney Land Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
October 26, 2006
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This shaving presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its twisting glory. Featured in the presentation is the shifting story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a roving rendition of the River Address by a supersonic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while taking them on this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, distracting extra limbs, novelty haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back or elbow issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains antique scenes.
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