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The Disney Land Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst festive attraction at Disneyland

The Disney Land Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst festive attraction at Disneyland

The Disney Land Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 6, 1994
Duration: 73 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Intended for: Foreign girls

Description

This snapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically lightweight glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a personal replica of President Lincoln.

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