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The Disney Land Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Disney Land Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
February 10, 1982
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
This attacking presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its demolishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the spinning story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Place Address by a picturesque replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant beds will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing, blinding shoes, or wrist, social, attention-span, clothing, stomach, or nasal issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Disney Land Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln separate but equal experience.
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