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Pictured: The Disney Land Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Monsignor Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Smee
The Disney Land Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Monsignor Lincoln
August 26, 2009
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This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its drinking glory. Featured in the presentation is the fascinating story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a celebrating rendition of the Eden Address by a dismal replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you experience this dark ride in the morning.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from blinding shoes or attention-span, tongue, wrist, lung, or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This dark ride closes at dusk.
- Dark ride is closed for repainting from July 6 through February 3.
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