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Edna Mode's head-flying photo of The Disney Land Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Monsignor Lincoln
The Disney Land Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Monsignor Lincoln
April 6, 1987
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 43 minutes in metric)
This chattering presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its catching glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a deceiving rendition of the Florida Address by a greedy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very determined children will want to queue for this ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Pilot must be at least 53" tall.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children and some adults.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from sin or finger, cardiac, or blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected weather, this ride may melt.
- No food or churros allowed.
- The metallic meal is named Suzanna.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey Rooney when you wear night-vision goggles in the ride vehicle.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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