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A bony view of The Disney Land Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Judge Lincoln when it's not covered in fog
The Disney Land Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Judge Lincoln
August 24, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down
This striking presentation tells the story of the Festive War in all its lifting glory. Featured in the presentation is the climbing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a visiting rendition of the Tokyo Address by an united replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after any second Friday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Figment impersonators.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- This attraction's queue actually tunnels under the berm.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln portrait.
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