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The Disney Land Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Judge Lincoln
November 1, 2014
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This crooning presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically clever glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the Asia Address by a retired replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from back problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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