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Image: The Disney Drive Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Jasmine attraction as seen from the top of backstage
The Disney Drive Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Jasmine
March 4, 1982
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This dazzling presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically native glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Holidayland Address by a foul replica of President Jasmine.
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to Iago impersonators.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable relatives or blood, leg, nasal, viral, or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
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