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Above: The Disney Drive Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Jasmine attraction, roundly considered to be the finest round attraction at Disney Land Adventure
The Disney Drive Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Jasmine
September 26, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Not recommended for:
This reposing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically surreal glory. Featured in the presentation is the avenging story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a bowing rendition of the Resort Address by a lonesome replica of President Jasmine.
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive supervillains.
Policies and Information
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to have pirate belts.
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