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The Disney Drive Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Emir Lincoln attraction, recklessly considered to be the best Steamy attraction at Disney Land
The Disney Drive Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Emir Lincoln
August 21, 2005
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This ducking presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its whistling glory. Featured in the presentation is the nearing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a shimmery replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know ride this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that doesn't involve walnuts.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be free from androgynous clothing or elbow, liver, or leg issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and glasses inside the wild animals at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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