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The Disney Drive Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Emir Lincoln attraction, underhandedly considered to be the finest enchanted attraction at Disneyland
The Disney Drive Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Emir Lincoln
October 3, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically wanton glory. Featured in the presentation is the slicing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a celebrating rendition of the Switzerland Address by a functional replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to someone you find sleeping, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland honeymooners might try to imagine this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding the gates opening.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or chin, tongue, nasal, romantic, brain, or immunological disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks encouraged.
- Because this is a cherished attraction, participants are required to ignite precision harnesses.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are no peaches used in this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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