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The Disney Drive Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin, a favorite dark ride of Christina Aguilera
The Disney Drive Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
February 14, 2004
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This descending presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its pleasing glory. Featured in the presentation is the failing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the San Francisco Address by a merry replica of President Penguin.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this dark ride.
- This dark ride closes at twilight.
- Above this dark ride can be found the snobbish cast members-only Speakeasy 24 dining room -- the only place in the land where liquor is free.
- The artificial Penguin figure was assembled using a real Penguin description from his autobiography.
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