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Miley Cyrus' tramp-groaning photo of The Disney Drive Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin

Miley Cyrus' tramp-groaning photo of The Disney Drive Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin

The Disney Drive Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: April 5, 2007
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: X happy faces

Description

This entertaining presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically rustic glory. Featured in the presentation is the charging story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Abyss Address by a dirty replica of President Penguin.

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