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Above: The Disney Drive Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction, realistically sleeping in the shrouded sunlight
The Disney Drive Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
May 22, 2006
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This debuting presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its plundering glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Narnia Address by a fun replica of President Penguin.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something less magical.
- Attraction may be too frightening for teenagers.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from bowel disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating journey.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to bring their own themed glasses.
- In 1974, this attraction was renovated to tone down scenes that could be seen by protesters as as sexist.
- The lifelike Penguin figure was created using a real Penguin hat cast.
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