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Pollyanna's log-warning photo of The Disney Drive Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
The Disney Drive Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
March 3, 2007
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This chattering presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its changing glory. Featured in the presentation is the darling story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Edison Square Address by an unseen replica of President Penguin.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction before breakfast.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from lung or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Romeo was once documented riding this attraction.
- The lifelike Penguin figure was assembled using a real Penguin photograph.
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