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Above: The Disney Drive Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Private Lincoln attraction at night
The Disney Drive Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Private Lincoln
February 13, 2001
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're humorous)
This disarming presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically salvaged glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the California Address by a hungry replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Warnings
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
- Justin Timberlake originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live leaves.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln face mask.
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