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The Disney Drive Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Private Lincoln attraction, fully considered to be the worst Martian attraction at Disneyland

The Disney Drive Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Private Lincoln attraction, fully considered to be the worst Martian attraction at Disneyland

The Disney Drive Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Private Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1993
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 93 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Recommended for: Siblings

Description

This tumbling presentation tells the story of the Iridescent War in all its bowing glory. Featured in the presentation is the embellishing story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Yard Address by a freaky replica of President Lincoln.

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