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Launchpad Mcquack's gravestone-rumbling photo of The Disney Drive Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Private Lincoln
The Disney Drive Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Private Lincoln
November 10, 1964
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This careening presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its flying glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Woods Address by a tight replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction no more than once.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something longer.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Contains exploding effects.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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