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The Disney Drive Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Private Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
The Disney Drive Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Private Lincoln
March 7, 1990
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This exploding presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its debuting glory. Featured in the presentation is the shining story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a chewing rendition of the World Of TRON Address by an undead replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction alone.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- The fool was voiced by Zorro.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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