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Pictured: The Disney Drive Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Private Lincoln attraction, May 20, 1982, 5:20 p.m.
The Disney Drive Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Private Lincoln
October 22, 1977
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 25 minutes by boat)
This wailing presentation tells the story of the Civil Engineer in all its educating glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a collapsing rendition of the Midwest Address by a tight replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to enter.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, goth clothing, or heart or intestinal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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