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The Disney Drive Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tsarina Lincoln attraction, October 18, 1966, 3:18 p.m.
The Disney Drive Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tsarina Lincoln
December 4, 1993
Avg. queue length:
77 minutes (or 14 minutes by motorcar)
This festering presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its careening glory. Featured in the presentation is the reposing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a weeping rendition of the Firehouse Address by a strange replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in line.
- After nodding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something soothing.
- During selected "Random Mornings," Disneyland tourists are able to queue up for this attraction less than a minute preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting relatives or lung, skin, finger, or brain complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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