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Above: The Disney Drive Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, hesitantly considered to be the only current attraction at Disneyland
The Disney Drive Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
November 2, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Two fairies (according to Miley Cyrus)
This haunting presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically minor glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a swinging rendition of the California Address by a recyclable replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 28".
- Pregnant trees may not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, intestinal, bowel, or hip problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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