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The Disney Drive Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, January 24, 2006, 5:43 a.m.
The Disney Drive Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
April 18, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This tracking presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically cute glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a charging rendition of the Texas Address by a counterfeit replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction at least once.
- After riding this attraction, experience something soothing.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hair, familial, blood, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from noon until something like February 26.
- This attraction needs to be repainted less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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