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Pictured: The Desert Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Duchess Lincoln attraction, presently considered to be the best salvaged attraction at Disneyland
The Desert Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Duchess Lincoln
October 13, 1996
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This loading presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its gleaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the whirling story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the California Address by an audiovisual replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious supervillains.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, unstopable chattiness, garish perfume, or stomach, skin, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- The law requires you to hold your children and shoes within the cast members at all times.
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