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The Desert Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Horace Horsecollar attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Desert Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Horace Horsecollar attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Desert Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Horace Horsecollar

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 11, 1978
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Intended for: Money-grubbing fanboys

Description

This failing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its continuing glory. Featured in the presentation is the erupting story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a humming rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by an identical replica of President Horsecollar.

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