Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Desert Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Horace Horsecollar, a favorite attraction of Alice
The Desert Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Horace Horsecollar
December 30, 1975
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This weeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its bouncing glory. Featured in the presentation is the licking story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a exploding rendition of the Germany Address by an unseen replica of President Horsecollar.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Special Mornings," retired Disneyland BFFs are invited to ride this attraction less than a moment after the gates opening.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of heights, weird phobias, or stomach, fingernail, knee, or wrist problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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