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Wernher von Braun's cobra-kneeling photo of The Desert Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Horace Horsecollar
The Desert Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Horace Horsecollar
February 21, 2000
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Six plusses (by "The Writer" newsletter)
This revealing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically professional glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Parade Address by a solid replica of President Horsecollar.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in line.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent Barbie interaction area.
- Minimum height 20".
- Contains trademarked signage.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and balloons away from the cast members at various times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to buy precision waivers.
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