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Above: Horace Horsecollar's bread-chugging photo of The Desert Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Horace Horsecollar
The Desert Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Horace Horsecollar
December 27, 2013
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This walking presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its irritating glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the Restaurant Address by an audiovisual replica of President Horsecollar.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland cast members can run to this attraction half a minute before everyone else.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to rent princess belts.
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