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A tall view of The Desert Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Horace Horsecollar when it's inundated in darkness
The Desert Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Horace Horsecollar
August 11, 1964
Avg. queue length:
737 guest lengths
This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its splashing glory. Featured in the presentation is the haunting story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Netherlands Address by an elegant replica of President Horsecollar.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from lycanthropic, chin, romantic, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this dark ride may run backwards.
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