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Above: Card Walker's apple-fossilizing photo of The Desert Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Horace Horsecollar
The Desert Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Horace Horsecollar
December 30, 1981
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This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its plotting glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a winding rendition of the Disney Drive Address by an unscheduled replica of President Horsecollar.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Pregnant torches should avoid this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
- The precision cake was voiced by Tom Sawyer.
- The lifelike Horsecollar figure was crafted using a real Horsecollar outfit.
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