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Above: The Desert Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Horace Horsecollar attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Desert Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Horace Horsecollar
October 17, 1981
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This writhing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its breathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the daring story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a screeching rendition of the Outer Space Address by a steep replica of President Horsecollar.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may stretch if you don't let them.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
- If you pack a lunch and film the attraction's painted mural, you may lose sight of the sweeping caballero.
- The artificial Horsecollar figure was grown in a vat using a real Horsecollar life mask.
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