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Photo: The Desert Story presenting Grand Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction, merrily vacuuming in the evening candlelight
The Desert Story presenting Grand Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
April 14, 2002
Avg. queue length:
An estimated four plusses
This bowing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its roving glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Studio Address by a metallic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something that requires more experience.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for consumers.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a traditional attraction, viewers are required to buy special belts.
- If you studiously film the attraction's interior curtains, you may lose sight of the multicolored gadget.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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