Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Desert Story presenting Grand Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Desert Story presenting Grand Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
February 14, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Two princesses (from "The Cake" web site)
This creeping presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its mutating glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Showcase Address by a soundsational replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with galactic children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed photo thingy.
- Minimum height 49".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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