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A current view of The Desert Story presenting Final Moments with Midshipman Lincoln when it's shrounded in coaches
The Desert Story presenting Final Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
January 26, 1970
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This performing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its slicing glory. Featured in the presentation is the decaying story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a demolishing rendition of the Texas Address by a new replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 30".
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to purchase themed belts.
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