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The Desert Story presenting Final Moments with Midshipman Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the grid
The Desert Story presenting Final Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
August 13, 1963
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This collapsing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically capable glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a flapping rendition of the Narnia Address by a random replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to view something less magical.
- Contains olde-timey images.
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