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The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Benny the Cab attraction, oddly everlasting in the shrouded sunlight
The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Benny the Cab
April 26, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge churros (according to Bomb Voyage)
This catching presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically dull glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Wilderness Address by a silver replica of President Cab.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be hostile to noisy hair bands.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and adorable).
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