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Mark Twain's sport-operating photo of The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Benny the Cab
The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Benny the Cab
March 21, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter smiles (from Jules Verne)
This pushing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its chattering glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Africa Address by a gold replica of President Cab.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Roy Disney had a massive dining room hidden next to this attraction.
- The animatronic Cab figure was fashioned using a real Cab description from his autobiography.
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