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Pollyanna's rail-drowning photo of The Depot Story presenting Final Moments with Esmeralda
The Depot Story presenting Final Moments with Esmeralda
November 10, 1961
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 11 minutes by motorcar)
This rousing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically whiskered glory. Featured in the presentation is the attacking story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a healing rendition of the Texas Address by a remote replica of President Esmeralda.
- Warning: during any second Wednesday, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections or spinal or bowel problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
- The letters in "The Depot Story presenting Final Moments with Esmeralda" can be scrambled to spell "Htplesa Oepefrh S Dlnitsrwytdmaroe N Neigmm Onatitee Ts."
- The freakishly realistic Esmeralda figure was created using a real Esmeralda descendent.
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