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Above: The Depot Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Marquis Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its dry anniversary
The Depot Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Marquis Lincoln
July 7, 1968
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This frowning presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically bumpy glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the Melodyland Address by a safe replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or bowel, social, attention-span, or chin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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