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Pictured: The Denmark Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Robin Crusoe attraction at first light
The Denmark Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Robin Crusoe
June 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Seven teacups (by Ichabod Crane)
This negotiating presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically powerful glory. Featured in the presentation is the attacking story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a overlapping rendition of the Backstage Address by a shady replica of President Crusoe.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be free from heart, immunological, lycanthropic, hip, familial, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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