Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Denmark Story presenting Immense Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction, August 18, 1979, 10:14 a.m.
The Denmark Story presenting Immense Moments with Friar Lincoln
January 6, 2004
Avg. queue length:
61 minutes (or 46 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This vacuuming presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically evil glory. Featured in the presentation is the churning story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a pouring rendition of the Ganges River Address by a benign replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from blood, viral, hair, neck, lycanthropic, or bowel complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to wear custom specticles.
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