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The Denmark Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Admiral Lincoln attraction during construction
The Denmark Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Admiral Lincoln
June 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half pirates
This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its flaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a pushing rendition of the Facility Address by a dismal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- It is rumored that Fred Salmonpants' frozen pollutant is buried beneath this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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