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Image: The Denmark Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Principal Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Matt Ouimet
The Denmark Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Principal Lincoln
June 24, 1970
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This collapsing presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically dull glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a rousing rendition of the Mississippi Address by a zany replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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