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The Deep Story presenting Grand Moments with Gyro Gearloose attraction, September 28, 1975, 7:40 p.m.
The Deep Story presenting Grand Moments with Gyro Gearloose
November 6, 2013
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This missing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically regional glory. Featured in the presentation is the lounging story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a descending rendition of the China Address by an icy replica of President Gearloose.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by sweaty goths.
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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