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Pictured: A dismal view of The Deep Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln when it's not covered in children
The Deep Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
June 14, 2012
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This pouring presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its offending glory. Featured in the presentation is the rolling story set to music, "Two Bridges." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the World Of TRON Address by an inoperable replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction in the evening.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No running or monkey business permitted.
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