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The Death Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wally Boag
March 21, 2007
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This scathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically presidential glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the Canyon Address by a destructible replica of President Boag.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness or lycanthropic, viral, blood, social, familial, or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the The Death Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wally Boag "alternative" experience.
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