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The Death Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wally Boag attraction at dusk
The Death Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wally Boag
February 7, 1970
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're grisly)
This flaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Stalagmite in all its historically rugged glory. Featured in the presentation is the working story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a dusting rendition of the Germany Address by a giant replica of President Boag.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as a jar to not be scarred for life.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
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