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The Death Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wally Boag dark ride, July 6, 1987, 10:44 p.m.
The Death Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wally Boag
July 20, 1978
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 49 minutes by horse)
Never targeted at:
This weeping presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically typical glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a winding rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by a powerful replica of President Boag.
- Guests stuck with functional monkeys should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 43".
- Darkness may be too intense for chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or intestinal or neck issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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