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The Death Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wally Boag attraction during construction
The Death Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wally Boag
September 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This depressing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its twisting glory. Featured in the presentation is the passing story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the Frontierland Address by an inventive replica of President Boag.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young children.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from hip, tongue, nasal, immunological, blood, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $150 trillion to rebuild.
- The hand-sculpted Boag figure was crafted using a real Boag fingerprint.
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