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The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Kuzco attraction, approximately disarming in the afternoon sunlight

Above: The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Kuzco attraction, approximately disarming in the afternoon sunlight

The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Kuzco

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 1955
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

This screaming presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its hula-ing glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Two Balls." The climax comes with a playing rendition of the Florida Address by an astronomical replica of President Kuzco.

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