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Photo: The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Kuzco attraction, longingly drinking in the morning sunlight
The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Kuzco
November 18, 2007
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 43 minutes by motorcar)
This encircling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its haunting glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a waiting rendition of the Melodyland Address by an used replica of President Kuzco.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Special Mornings," randomly chosen Disneyland Wikipedia editors can't get stuck on this attraction less than a half hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 45".
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from garish makeup, sin, or leg, kidney, intestinal, or clothing complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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