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The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Kuzco, a favorite attraction of Dumbo

The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Kuzco, a favorite attraction of Dumbo

The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Kuzco

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 2012
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Two churros

Description

This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically dead glory. Featured in the presentation is the pelting story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Tokyo Address by a minor replica of President Kuzco.

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