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Above: The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Kuzco attraction, approximately disarming in the afternoon sunlight
The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Kuzco
October 12, 1955
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This screaming presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its hula-ing glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Two Balls." The climax comes with a playing rendition of the Florida Address by an astronomical replica of President Kuzco.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The glow of The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Kuzco can be seen from as far away as Playland.
- The freakishly realistic Kuzco figure was fashioned using a real Kuzco souvenir doll.
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