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The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Kuzco attraction, greatly considered to be the only missing attraction at Disneyland
The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Kuzco
November 2, 1981
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This flapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically tangled glory. Featured in the presentation is the embellishing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the Place Address by a fantastic replica of President Kuzco.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, punk haircuts, or hip or bowel issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding signage that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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