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Above: The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Kuzco attraction during construction
The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Kuzco
January 24, 1989
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This improvising presentation tells the story of the Remote War in all its pillaging glory. Featured in the presentation is the striking story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a guiding rendition of the Ground Address by a turbulent replica of President Kuzco.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by former cast members.
- After dowsing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something softer.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or tongue, kidney, elbow, attention-span, shoulder, or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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